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I've got a famous namesake
The same name as a fictional man in a widely acclaimed TV show
I've a reletively famous namesake
The same name as a character played by a handsome American actor
I've got a newfound fame now
Certain fans of the hit TV show have started adding me on Facebook
I've a reletively newfound fame now
I've been thinking of unique ways which I can use this to my benefit somehow
Message from Matilda saying: "Hey, how are ya doin'?
I'm a big fan of your acting
Are you working on a movie?"
From the moment that she sent it to the time of my reply
I was thinking of excuses not to use this to my advantage
"Who's dis?" is what I answered
"Your fan, Matilda"
I felt so famous
I acted grateful
Two months later my inbox overflows with a thousand goodbyes
It appears they killed my namesake in the finale of season 5
I felt so famous
I acted grateful
I had a taste now I'll kill for a mouthful
I run a fake celebrity facebook page now
Of a certain celebrity
Famous mainly in the 80's
His fans are gullible, none of them skeptical
They should be skeptical
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03:35
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I don't know what you do but you do it well
You do it very well
I buy whatever you sell when you ring my bell
When you ring my bell
I've been sitting in the living room watching Gordon Ramsey on repeat for 16 weeks
I've been eating Weetabix
Wasting my existence waiting for the episodes that show the lows a load of people on the TV sink to
It makes me feel good 'cause they so stupid
(Look at you, kid)
Around about ten to three o'clock in the morning in the middle of ad breaks
Epiphany hits me and I decide that I'll
Make something of myself
Work on that mental health
Get the fuck off that (sniff)
But first I got to have a cheeky (woo)
Then you come knocking on my door and I wish you didn't walk into my life without a warning but you're really pretty so I left you sitting in the living room cleaning up the Weetabix
You can hang around for a little bit
(If you want)
I don't know what you do but you do it well
You do it very well
I buy whatever you sell when you ring my bell
When you ring my bell
I don't know what you do but you do it well
You do it very well
We lived like a king and queen in a cheap hotel
I don't know what you do but you do it well
You do it very well
I said ten million goodbyes but I never got to say farewell
Put the world on pause
My attention's yours
I always knew you had to leave
'Cause your heart's his
No I never knew it'd be hard as this
Assumed it would somehow work out in the end
Now you've got a lover and I've got a friend
Crucified in the living room to live it all again and now I'm
sitting in the living room watching Gordon Ramsey on repeat for 63 weeks
I've been eating Weetabix
Wasting my existence waiting for the episodes that show the lows a load of people on the TV sink to
It makes me feel good 'cause they so stupid
(Look at you, kid)
Around about ten to three o'clock in the morning in the middle of ad breaks
Epiphany hits me and I decide that I'll
Make something of myself
Work on that mental health
Get the fuck off that (sniff)
But first I got to have a cheeky (woo)
Maybe have another cheeky (woo)
Reconsider working as a whore
Maybe just a litte bit of (drink)
I just need (yup)
I don't know what you do but you do it well
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